Finger Licking Good!!!

A recent story about a young kid stabbing his brother to DEATH OVER CHICKEN STRIPS should remind you that Thanksgiving is quickly approaching.

Coverage of this story has been pretty comprehensive over the weekend but one important detail is missing:

What brand of chicken strips are so good that they would inspire a homicide?

No kidding, this information would make the best commercial for some lucky franchise. Forget those silly KFC ads where everybody gets their cholesterol filled dream meal and that silly illusion that a middle class white family would eat that kind of stroke inducing tripe. An ad promoting food that's SO GOOD you would take out the steak knifes and engage in a Kirk vs. Spock Death match for with loved ones . . . That's something I wouldn't mind bringing back to a secluded corner of my mom's basement.

Of course there is a racial element to this story but I think the whole "Black people and Chicken" bit has been pretty well covered by Dave Chappelle AND every household is most likely accustomed to family drama during dinner time. I can only hope that this tragically delicious chicken inspired murder does not foreshadow more violence over the Thanksgiving holiday. To wit, I'm guessing that many liberal hippie kids will come home for the holidays and gloat about the recent victories of the Democrat Party to their Republican parents. The chiding might be well deserved if it weren't for the fact that the money grubbing racism of Republican parents is usually a vital component in raising privileged, spoiled, liberal kids so rattled by white guilt that they actually think the Democrats are different.

Anyway, over the holiday it's important to give thanks for your family and NOT kill them, it's also best to eat the really tasty chicken strips in the car by yourself.