I'd put my money on the cops in the annual Guns 'N Hoses (No homo?) boxing match

Think about it, given recent baby killing events it's clear that the cops have a lot more pent up rage than the firefighters. Seems like firefighters are too busy getting laid to worry about taking care of (he-he) babies. Also, what's the deal with the name of the tournament? That's the most phallic, blatantly the ghey subtextual message I've ever seen since Jackass 2.