I don't want to rain on anyone's parade. I'll only briefly remind you that The Best of Edition of The Pitch is merely a marketing scheme (very much like these ads I'm gonna take down soon).
However, I regularly read the two winners of this year's best of awards and I think they're pretty good as well. Check it:
Best Republican Blog
. . . Just Cara
Best Blog About Life
Frighteningly Uncommon Sense
Like I wrote previously, both of these blogs are great and the awards are also representative of the local blogosphere (i.e. white women with problems). A long time ago, I won a Pitch "best of" award . . . It was when a hard working Mexican dude was in charge of the place and they actually put out a decent issue every once in awhile. The mention earned me a grand total of 40 clicks!!! But now, the place is completely ruled by white women (and homosexuals - same thing) on a mission and (not so surprisingly) the quality has fallen off . . . Let's hope that the hot cash injection has inspired them to take the dead tree edition back to its glory days . . . Because, money is the only thing that motivates white women.
Did I note my congratulations? Yeah, I think I did.
Don't get this twisted. I'm not jealous and I'm happy for the winners. Lord knows that I've tried to spend the large portion of my life contributing to the happiness of white women.
Lets get an all black government. Then we could be just like central Africa. Or northern Africa, for that matter. No morality and rampant AIDS. And millions of kids who have been deserted by their fathers. Oh, wait a minute, thats K.C.Mo.
ReplyDeleteDude, I gotta thank you for pimpin' me as often as you do. I love your site and hope one day to have one as awesome as you - I just need to find a good hardworking Mexican who can do it for me. :)
ReplyDeleteTony pimps all of us and then gets dissed by the MSM.
ReplyDeleteWithout Tony, I'd only have a fraction of the visitors I have today.
Meaning, I'd have like 2 visitors instead of 12.
1/6th is a fraction. Right?
Tony is the James Brown of the KC blogging scene.
ReplyDelete(And I don't mean he's the hardest working blogger in KC. Rather, he's the one most likely to snort a dozen lines of blow off Kay Barnes' ass and then drive around town at high speeds, toting a shotgun, and taunting the cops in hot pursuit with shouts of "HIT ME! OWWWW!")
Very good idea. Similar to a discussion I saw on this Kids Travel.
ReplyDeleteI'm with cara...anytime you mention my blog, I feel honored. And since they didn't actually put up a link to my blog (for some reason...they just put in the address), I can't trace who's coming over from their website blurb on me, but I'm gonna assume that at least 10 people will find their way to my blog through their notice of me. Hopefully at least 9...:)
ReplyDeletePatchchord - I've never had the pleasure of meeting Tony face to face. But some how, I think you're right. I can picture that.
ReplyDeleteBut you know that if he's snortin' blow off her ass, he's gonna take the time to give her a Dirty Sanchez before he goes.
It would just be the right thing to do.