TKC Declares: Today is infidelity day in Kansas City

Now this is just awesome, reminds me of one of my favorite tunes from back in the day (i.e. seven years ago) . . . Do you remember where you were when you heard "Rest in Piss" by the infamous Brother Lynch Hung? I do and I thought that beatdowns involving urine were only the confined to the grand mythology of hip-hop. No so, if an altercation involving yet another local love triangle is any indication:

A woman allegedly assaulted and urinated on her occasional roommate because of the roommate's purported indiscretions with the accused's boyfriend. While the victim was on the floor, the assailant allegedly urinated on the woman's neck and back before the two suspects forced her to shave her head. The victim told police she suffered a broken nose, a black eye and a right-arm fracture.

Frankly, while I've always thought that catfights were hot, this totally ruins my conceptions of how a real world babe brawl would go down. Pee just doesn't come into the mix (ewww) regarding my thoughts about women fighting. Sadly, the article doesn't note any instances of pillow fights, BJ contests or hot oil wrestling.