More proof that Larry Johnson might be the ghey

I've tackled this subject before (No homo) Now, let's look at the facts again:

Larry Johnson is a male model.

His touchdown hand sign is rumored to be a gesture of his affinity for Internet phenomenon Goatse.

His nickname is "King Pink." Some claim that it's because he dates white women but no respectable poon hound would let himself be referred to as anything having to do with pink without an argument. Let us not forget Reservoir Dogs in which Mr. Pink eschews his moniker. "Why am I Mr. Pink?" To which the crime boss Joe replies: "Cause you're a faggot, all right?"

Finally, here is the latest bit of proof: Larry "light in the loafers" Johnson is desperately trying to butch up his image by participating in a Poker Tournament for X-Box (Does that mean "formerly of the box?"). Anyway, the title of the event speaks for itself and should clue you into the predilections of KC's overrated running back who is so amazing that the Chiefs have yet to win a game. Here goes:

Go "All In" with Larry Johnson

Ewwww. Yeah, or maybe not but be sure to wear a condom if that's your thing baby. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you could probably do better.