Hatchet Job

For the record, you can never trust white women. That's why it's best to keep them occupied working mid-level management jobs, pregnant or worried about their weight.

Also, in this day and age it's silly to get too upset over losing one white gal when odds are that if you've managed to bag one then like the metro, another one will be along in 15 minutes . . . If you aren't brutally attacked and beaten in the interim.

Just take a look on myspace and you'll see so many vapid broads that are nearly as disposable as condoms . . . Can you flush a tube top?

Anyway, recently a local dude forgot that we're all replaceable and on the verge of being downsized or outsourced and subsequently got into a serious beef over his girlfriend involving a hatchet.

Thankfully, nobody was killed and the perpetrator will likely meet a variety of quality broads in anger management classes.