For once it's an Italian suspect rather than a Latino in a brutal OP attack

Yesterday's brutal attack in a JoCo park isn't funny considering channel 9 reports that: A man approached the woman in the parking lot of Roe Park on Thursday morning. He pulled a knife on her and forced her into the woods, where he assaulted and robbed her, then left her there bleeding and injured, police said.

However, the description is out of the ordinary, investigators said the attacker was described as a white man of Italian descent and is between 25 and 30 years old. Considering that both Italians and Latinos are stereotypically shorter, with a darker complexion, black hair and way too much attitude . . . I can only suspect that the giveaway to his alleged Italian decent was that he told her to "fughetaboudit" or drove off in an IROC. The story doesn't contain those key details so it's best not to trust any Italian people in the interim. Word to Henry Rizzo.