Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Town Topics: Last of the dog days



Channel 9 runs PR for the city regarding the Brush Creek Flood control project and doesn't mention much about all of the other flash flooding that left drivers throughout town stranded.

I once got a handjob in this park (From a woman and for free!!!) and that should damage your conception of the museum far more than any vandals.

Yeah, there was a story about a lost dog on what we are forced to call the news.

The Economic Development Corporation of Kansas City announced the creation of the Kansas City Biotechnology Center on Monday. So now you won't have to feel bad about looking at crazy Internet porn considering that you won't be the only person in town doing research on unnatural acts.

Oh, to be rich, white, good looking and die in a tragedy . . . All of the other people you went to high school with (thankfully) never thought about you at all once they left.

Chiefs coach Herm Edwards is a new father . . . It's a happy occasion as he prepares to give birth to so much failure this season.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

rich, white, good looking and die in a tragedy

Wow, comments out of line even for you. May all of your tragedies be close to home and your heart.

8/29/2006 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Apologist said...

Um, dude. Tony has said hundreds of times that this is a "joke" blog. If you can't take one, you should mourn someplace else. And wishing bad shit on people is just bad karma seeing as the point about only white girls getting wonderful media coverage in death is vaild.

8/29/2006 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha. Maybe you can't see the humor in my post. I thought it was pretty damn funny and if you have to air quote your comments then it isn't a joke. If you read closely you will notice I did not wish anything on dear Tony just made a suggestion. Also, who is making gender judgements...

8/29/2006 05:53:00 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'm just still baffled that someone willingly had sex with Herm Edwards.

8/29/2006 06:58:00 PM  

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