"The Roasterie's coffee shop ganked their free internet"

And when they came for the people with the balls to surf porn in public I did nothing . . . Additionally, I reject The Roasterie on general principle, you can't have a coffee shop in the middle of a Mexican neighborhood and not provide any Mexican bread. I'm convinced that scones taste like the ass of an Irish grandma but I hope I never have to find out if I'm right.