KCPD forced to hire more unqualified people

I'm not one of those minorities dumb enough to think that I've never been helped out by affirmative action. Let's face it, if white people had their way (all of the time) most of the "people of color" you see walking around freely would be somebody's property and would most likely be shackled by some kind of dog collar.

Still, the news that the KCPD is looking for women recruits comes as a disappointment to those of us who believe (know) that women are unqualified for serious police work . . . That is, unless the men on the force need their shirts ironed or a sandwich between shifts.

Anyway, the sad truth is that most crooks roaming the street are big, strong, menacing dudes and even the strongest women couldn't possibly face off against them in a fistfight. Hell, I know that (if pressed) I could knock out nearly any woman this side of Denise Austin without breaking a sweat . . . And I don't really work out that much.

So, don't look for any improvement in Kansas City's crime ridden streets as the murder rate will most likely continue to rise. Now that the KCPD is looking toward women to solve these problems you can be sure that all hope is lost. Unless the new recruits are planning to give out lap dances or nag criminals into submission I'd dare say that more women on the force only means bad news.

Also, I would expect more encounters with police and law abiding citizens to go sour because women (especially the "manish" ones attracted to law enforcement) react horribly in pressure situations and will most likely resort to overwhelming force without much provocation.