Buckle up your baby better than Britney

Britney Spears is trying to kill her child and now the Midwest must pay the price. As part of a new traffic safety bill in Missouri and new measures in Kansas your babies should be strapped down in the car as if they were hot beverages.

Maybe this will do some good . . . In prolonging childhood. While I support the safety of the babies, most kids want out of the booster seats as soon as possible . . . I know I told my mom there was no way I was sitting in a booster like she made me during the last time we went to IHOP.