Reminder: Why it doesn't pay to help anyone

They say that there has been an "outpouring of support" in the local area regarding the death/murder of Good Samaritan John U. Now that a verdict has been rendered and Brad Joseph Jones was found guilty of felony first-degree murder, I guess it's time for what many dumbasses call "closure."

First of all, when most people talk about this story (when nobody is looking) it's only to note what a tragic and stupid move it was on U's part to get involved. U died chasing a purse snatcher and that just seems pointless like tipping or using traffic signals. The contents of most women's purses are mostly worthless anyway. There is no way I would die for 19 dollars, a birth control device of some sort and a half a pack of gum. Of course, admirers and other people with 4th grade intellects might suggest that what U really died for is the concept of "doing the right thing" which actually sounds nice if it weren't a horribly dangerous concept that could not only result in dating fat women but also explains why the Royals still manage to sell tickets.