Does size matter?

Yes, I hate women with big feet. Also, unless you're talking about wallet size women can get used to anything. However, in this case we're referring to the incredible shrinking Star. A local blogger reports:

The paper will be sporting a new design and, most noticeably, it will be 18.6 percent smaller. The Home and Comics sections in this week's paper are advance sections that show what the entire paper will look like next month.

In the future, The Star will be so small that it'll be the size of a micro-chip so that it can be implanted in your head and then Steve Glorioso can save time and simply tell you what to think with the push of a button.