Here's some more highlights from today's Star . . . if you have a subscription you should complain about their silly website registration policy:
- Stan "The Man" Glazer wants you read all 39 pages of his book. It's a bit longer than his wife is old. Still, I wonder if it's more instructional than the books used by Country Club Kay when she used to teach her class sex ed class.
- Good timing helped the Manard/Young prison break succeed. Obviously, menopausal women can be talked into anything so that's the right time to seduce them if you desperately need out of a jam.
- "Divorce, Johnson County style" It's just like a normal divorce only with more money to fight over and more screwing around. Also, I'm guessing that self-righteous indignation and hypocrisy play as big of a role in divorces in JoCo as the houses in that hood.
- For the sake of us all, just put a casino in Union Station instead of yet another boring attraction that no one will see.
- Blue Springs Mayor Steve Steiner pays his taxes but also continues to pay the price for living among all the other humorless tightasses in suburban Blue Springs.
- Brokeback Bureaucrats: "Blunt/Nixon Friction" makes journalists uncomfortable and puts a disturbing image in my mind.
- The Star provides marketing tips on how to get the Stadium Tax passed on the odd chance that Lamar Hunt is reading.
If I was Stan Glazer, I'd be worried, because any time that something shows up good in the Star it means that they are going to get you.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he has been busy talking to the right people. With 40% of the vote last time he only needs 11% to keep shields in retirement.