Isn't in ironic? Don'tcha think?

The head of Jackson County's anti-drug operation recently arrested for drunk driving will seek substance-abuse treatment.

In related news:

• I'm thinking about going into anger management classes.


• Mike Sanders might soon get a makeover.


• Katheryn Shields is all about Weight Watchers.


• Viagra: If it's good enough for Bob Dole, it's good enough for Charles Wheeler.


• And if you have any movie passes left over from X-mas please send them to Dan Tarwater and Bob Stringfield because I'm sure they want to see Brokeback Mountain again if they had another chance.

Yep, we all have problems but some of us are courageous enough to admit it and do something to change . . . at least until the next relapse.