Truman is da bomb

Today, The Star features an article about an impersonator of Missouri's favorite son perfroming at the Truman Presidential Museum and Library. The guy seems to be pretty entertaining but I'm guessing that because he looks so much like the former President, he wouldn't dare get in a fight with an Asian person. In fact, here's a tip for all of my Asian readers (there's gotta be at least one): If you go to the Truman Library and pick a fight with this guy, I guarantee he won't fight back. As an Asian person, it might be the only opportunity you'll ever have to itimidate someone. That just might be worth one afteroon without video games. Now warm up your Honda Civic and get going!