This blog has reached critical mass in other words, it's the shit. Why? Because the hose bags at SW Bell are making sure that I can't post today. If you're a SW Bell customer in the downtown KC area that means that you can't post today either but I'd like to think that "the man" is working against me specifically . . . Because he is and I know just how far that white devil will go to thwart me.
Anyway, since you can't get your daily dose of stupidity right here don't forget to pick up this week's Pitch because I'm in it. It was an earlier rant which just might guarantee that nearly every Black person in town will want to kick my ass. Or at least the significant portion on the Move Up payroll.
As a brief aside, I'm pretty sure that Ron McMillan was at the rally/vigil in question. Why is that important? Because he's pretty much the right hand man of Mayoral Candidate Alvin Brooks. Yeah, it seems like the duo are as close as the couple featured in Brokeback Mountain. I know that there are a lot of politicos who make goofy ass campaign promises but I've yet to see anybody run successfully on a "we support those who are accused of slashing a cop in the face" platform. Is this guilt by association? Yes, but I'm a prick like that and I want the next mayor of KC to keep better company than this one has.
I don't know when I'll get back to my regular posting schedule but I'm already in withdrawal because of a lack of Internet porn. So thank you for reading, a special thanks to the new managing editor at the Pitch who can obviously take a joke and if you see somebody yelling incoherently at a telephone poll in the midtown area . . . it's me.
Anyway, since you can't get your daily dose of stupidity right here don't forget to pick up this week's Pitch because I'm in it. It was an earlier rant which just might guarantee that nearly every Black person in town will want to kick my ass. Or at least the significant portion on the Move Up payroll.
As a brief aside, I'm pretty sure that Ron McMillan was at the rally/vigil in question. Why is that important? Because he's pretty much the right hand man of Mayoral Candidate Alvin Brooks. Yeah, it seems like the duo are as close as the couple featured in Brokeback Mountain. I know that there are a lot of politicos who make goofy ass campaign promises but I've yet to see anybody run successfully on a "we support those who are accused of slashing a cop in the face" platform. Is this guilt by association? Yes, but I'm a prick like that and I want the next mayor of KC to keep better company than this one has.
I don't know when I'll get back to my regular posting schedule but I'm already in withdrawal because of a lack of Internet porn. So thank you for reading, a special thanks to the new managing editor at the Pitch who can obviously take a joke and if you see somebody yelling incoherently at a telephone poll in the midtown area . . . it's me.
Earlier this morning I was starting to post a comment saying that I'm downtown and I'm on SW Bell and I'm able to post just fine. Then all the power went out in a several-block area, killing my post.
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