It's cold in here, turn up the heat

The KC Channel reports that MGE customers could see a drop in their gas bill. Lately, I've been hearing horror stories about people getting the bill for December and it's been more entertaining than standing at the exit of a local casino and watching people coming out crying.

The scary thing is . . . it's been a relatively mild winter. We still have the rest of January to go and if you know anything about KC, a March blizzard isn't out of the question. What's the solution? Stop bitching about global warming. Who cares about the future of your grandkids when you live in an icebox today. The more global warming the better. Besides, the white people are gonna be the first ones to burn up anyway. I come from a tropical people and I really don't care if I have to spend the rest of my life on the beach which suddenly moved to Kansas.