Have you always dreamed of being wined and dined by real estate developers?
Don't mind pot holes?
Are you flexible?
Dream about big briefcases full of unmarked bills?
Never learned the difference between right and wrong?
Can you ignore East side crime and pretend that none of it ever spills over to other sections of the city?
Can you smile, nod and pretend to care?
In a city with 127 murders in a year, can you go on TV to promote rain gardens and then consider yourself a leader?
If you answered yes to even one of these questions then you are more than qualified to be a member of the City Council. Country Club Kay is now taking applications. The City Council will have a vote in the matter as well so expect this appointment to be completely corrupt/political/worthless and stink to high Heaven. The unlucky soul who gets the job will not only owe their career to Mayor Kay but probably have to work directly under her . . . which is something that no man has had to endure in many, many years.
I heard this on the news today. I was like, WTF, over?!
ReplyDeleteWhat makes it even funnier is this story about plants producing methane, a greenhouse gas.
Of course, that amount of gas is negligible compared to what is produced by the Democrats on the Senate judiciary committee, particularly Sen. Kennedy.