Rim Job

In a local murder case with political connections, police are looking for expensive wheel rims that were missing from David Exposito's Ford Thunderbird after he was killed earlier this week. Apparently, the former Mr. McCaskill liked fancy cars and accessories far more that a bitchy, old, power hungry woman. And who could blame him? I'm starting to like the guy already, too bad he's dead.

Investigators said the wheel rims, which are worth $4,700, will lead them to the shooter, but it's unclear whether the rims were the motive behind the slaying.

Humm, they could be on to something. I know that I've told several people that anybody stupid enough to spend big money on tires should be fucking shot and then beaten and raped . . . in that order.