Give till it hurts and then rest a little bit, lie about being in love, cuddle and give some more

You cheap bastards. Harvesters needs your help. I would donate but I only eat fast food and they don't have a receptacle for half eaten burritos.

With three weeks left in the organization's annual Check-Out Hunger campaign, Harvesters is more than $100,000 short of its $225,000 goal. Check-Out Hunger donation coupons are those $1, $5 and $10 black-and-white coupons available at checkout counters. The amount donated is added to a customer's grocery bill.

So help the good people at Harvesters, because nobody else in this city is nice enough to get rid of the unused cans of lima beans, cream corn and beets sitting in the back of your cupboard.