The (allegedly) dumbest white guys in the world have been caught

Remember that hotel robbery spree in deep JoCo? Well, the cops made a couple of arrests and may have inadvertently come up with a recipe of sorts for prison rape. Just add these ingredients:

An 18-year-old Overland Park resident and a 20-year-old Lenexa resident can be seen in surveillance video from the Sheraton Hotel on College Boulevard stealing a plasma screen television.

Let them marinate in a jail full of hardened criminals. Add a bit of holiday blues and voilà!

Please, JoCo parents, tell your kids about the reality of life in prison when you buy them their first gangsta rap CD.