The Power to Help

KCP&L is working to help victims of Hurricane Katrina. It’s a kind gesture and a decent PR move. Their disaster relief effort is sure to take your mind off them turning the lights off on some poor senior citizen. Do you have any idea how hard it is to eat dog food by candlelight? Additionally, it gets pretty hot without air conditioning or the ability to open a window for fear of a crackhead jumping though.

Anyway, starting today, there will also be trailers outside a few local Hy-vee stores taking donations.

The trailers will be open from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m from Sept. 9th to Oct. 7th at the following locations:

• 7620 State Line Road in Prairie Village


• 8900 W. 135th in Overland Park


• 8301 NW St. Clair Ave. in KC North

They need all kinds of personal care items (poor people are stinky) so check the link for details. Additionally, you could also send nude photos of yourself to this site (no dudes please) and that might help me out a bunch, depending on the size of your ass.