OR How to donate money to the office pool. First off, I used to be one of those guys who relentlessly followed sports . . . and then I grew up. Sure, sports act as a great metaphor for the American experience and speak to issues of race, class and competition in this society. But paying $8 for a beer is just downright stupid. And I’ll be damn if I’m gonna walk around in the same jersey that a 300lb JOCO housewife is wearing.
I’ve found it much more satisfying to give my disposable income to strippers rather than professional athletes. In the end, it all goes to the drug dealers anyway.
So, enjoy the picks, there are some pretty good insights into the games this weekend. Or you could enjoy the company of your loved ones, because they can be taken from you at any instant. But fuck that, football is back on TV!
I’ve found it much more satisfying to give my disposable income to strippers rather than professional athletes. In the end, it all goes to the drug dealers anyway.
So, enjoy the picks, there are some pretty good insights into the games this weekend. Or you could enjoy the company of your loved ones, because they can be taken from you at any instant. But fuck that, football is back on TV!
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