Grab your ankles and cheer

Jackson County officials are going to make sure that you and your kids will be paying for mediocre sports teams for a long time to come.

And under consideration is giving Jackson County residents better parking at Chiefs and Royals games and reduced ticket prices.

The county hopes to persuade taxpayers to pay for hundreds of millions of dollars worth of upgrades at the Truman Sports Complex in an effort to keep the teams in town through 2031 and avoid defaulting on the current leases next year.

Jackson County residents may get better parking spaces out of the deal. So what? If this proposal was fair we’d all get turns banging the Johnson County housewife of our choice. JaxCo supporting the Chiefs and Royals is equivalent to white welfare. Look in the parking lot and you’ll see mostly JoCo license plates accompanied by the smell of Wonder Bread and Sunscreen. Strange, throwing money at white people is called “investment” and doing the same to brown people is described as “welfare.” I thought Lamar Hunt was doing pretty good on his own, I didn’t know he needed our help so desperately. I hope the people of JaxCo like picking up the bill for their suburban neighbors; I guess they might be able to even the score by robbing the suburbanites as they leave the stadium.