Easy targets

Lately, KC cops have been noticing a spike in apartment and vehicle break-ins.

From Aug. 1 to 19, 52 burglaries were reported in Kansas City, North, a 21 percent increase from the same period in July, when 43 burglaries were reported. According to Kansas City police, 22 of the August break-ins occurred at apartments, while 13 of the July break-ins were at apartments.

Apartment managers have posted notices urging their tenants to be on the lookout. Which really just means to be on the lookout for Black people but the media and your nice Jewish apartment manager won’t talk like that to your face.

So hide your stuff people of KC. If prison movies have informed me correctly, you’re supposed to shove your valuables up your ass. I knew that blogging on my new laptop would be the shit, but this isn’t what I had in mind.