Cruel Reality

You know, I’ve always imagined what a woman rapist would be like and never once did it involve someone helping to rape a mentally challenged person. That’s the problem with sex fantasies; they’re never as good as you imagined them. The condom never breaks in a sex fantasy, the woman of your dreams doesn’t have a lot of baggage and a couple of chubby kids who won’t let you watch TV because they’re playing PS2 all the fucking time.

Yep, sex fantasies never pan out. That's why I’ve always found that it’s best to dream about money while rubbing one out.