Crazy Bitch

Claire McCaskill says that Missouri isn’t properly taking care of the mentally ill. She’s right; we’ve got insane bitches running around talking all kinds of shit and campaigning for the Senate. I’ve seen the look in Claire’s eyes and believe me; the woman needs every bit of mental healthcare the state can provide.

Either the woman has given up sleep or she makes up for it by curling up into a fetal position and taking cat naps under her desk. She would be a great Senator because I’d imagine that everyone would just solve their own problems rather than having to spend two minutes alone with her in a room in order to ask for a favor.

And then there's the crazy shit that comes out of her mouth. She’s a well educated woman (gone wild) who comes from a good family and she’s pretending to be some poor “Daisy Duke” country girl in order to sway the rednecks in the rural areas of the state. I wonder what some of her other personalities might be? Will she go to St. Louis and pretend to be a welfare mother with a crack habit and a bunch of baby’s daddies? Is she gonna become a stripper in order to garner their vote against the recent Republican bullying they’ve endured? Will she hop in the back of a pickup, throw on a baseball cap and become a migrant worker for a day? I’d like to see her take on the persona of a sexy school teacher and rap my knuckles until I was begging for more abortions and higher taxes for all the citizens of the Show-Me State.

And don’t think that bitch isn’t crazy enough to try all those things if it earned her a few votes.