White people are pervs

The people of Overland Park have their panties in a bunch over a heavyset, middle aged man proudly displaying his pretty new lace panties.

The guy hasn't exposed himself but has simply shown off his undergarments, much like many teenage girls do at Oak Park Mall every weekend. Frankly, I've always assumed that most suburban white guys are packing panties underneath their Gap clothed exterior. Additionally, suburban men wearing panties is probably liberating considering that most JoCo housewives wear the pants in the household.