Watersports

Would you give me money if:

• I didn't tell you how it was going to be spent?
• I might soon require even more money in addition to the cash you just gave me?
• I haven't told you how I've spent the money you've been giving me?

Unless you're one of my relatives, I don't think so. Or, if you did pony up the cash I bet there would probably be some pretty degrading things I'd have to do for it, the least of which probably involves baby oil and fresh produce. Anyway, proponents of water and sewer bonds are asking for taxpayer cash and have failed to offer even the slightest of sexual favors. At the very least, they could have presented a few wet t-shirt pics of the PR princesses that have been promoting the initiative.

The vote is today but before you get all wet with notions of KC boosterism, you might wanna ask somebody whether or not the money will just go down the drain.