Two Scoops

It seems like eating fast food is akin to playing the lottery. Not only is fast food tasty, but you never know what kind of surprise your meal will include. A local lady recently found a few rat droppings in her meal. Ironically, the poop probably contains more protein than the rest of their soybean based fare.

She looked inside the box at her cinnamon roll and noticed several small dark pieces.

Immediately she could tell they weren't raisins.

Valerie's co-workers saw it too and one of them took photos of the roll.

Cherry said, "I am just mortified. I feel awful eating something like that."
She says a manager from McDonald's came down to her place of work and looked at it too.

He said he was sorry and offered Valerie a coupon for a free meal.

The lady turned down the free meal. Spoil sport. Obviously, McDonald's is the shit.