Turn the beat around

I try not to think of women as whores, they've just been "recycled" several times. For the most part, recycling is a good thing. There is no such thing as trash, you're now supposed to call them "people from Independence, MO." So help save the planet and turn your underwear inside out and wear it again, don't feel so bad about eating from the trash and find a way to recycle your computer after it becomes too sticky to use from years of surfing Internet porn.