To Do: Working for the weekend

I rarely leave my remote underground location but I love hearing about events throughout the city. If you know of something going on in KC and you'd like me to make a stupid joke about it, please drop me a line: tony@tonyskansascity.com.

• The Event Driver has a comprehensive list of weekend shows. Check them out.
• Modern art and its take on professional wrestling. Sounds interesting but will the skanks be wearing hairspray? Summerbrawl is tonight at 8 p.m. behind Grinders. There is sure be so many hipsters in attendance that you'll probably feel like hitting someone with a chair. (Hat tip to local blog "I am Spartacus" for the info)