Starburst: You must be my lucky star

Starburst is a new feature on TKC. I think any of these definitions are accurate in portraying my aim. Oh yeah, fuck The Star.

• Affirmative inaction: Kansas City isn't keeping track of minority contracts. They're probably too busy making sure real estate developers are moving all the minorities out of town.


• Southwest High will stay closed. Students unlikely to notice the difference.


• Mammoth tusk won't get in the way of hauling your fat ass to work.


• Jew can always count on your friends. Oy vey! Enough with the hate already.


• Edwards campus get a new building to make it easier to pretend your going to college. Now you can talk to other returning students about your fear of being downsized.

Bypass KC Star registration - email: strip@pitch.com/password: hamloaf!