Starburst: Tell it like it isn't

Last year I learned that August is a shitty time for news. Most of the terrorists even take a vacation this time of year. These stories from The Star will have to suffice:

• Local columnist gets paid a livable wage to write about the weather. Read for yourself and then slap your high school English teacher if she's still alive.


• What do you think about eminent domain? Local officials will pretend to give a shit.


• Two men charged in shooting of two women. And you wonder why a some women would chose a feather or battery operated machinery over a man? Lesbians are hot. Giggity, giggity . . . !


• Embracing diversity means lying to yourself and others.


• If you can't afford the services of the A-team, a support group might help you deal with the loss of your loved one.

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