Starburst: Take it easy, lay back and try to enjoy it.

• Take your meds: High strung parents and kids head back to school.


• Sprint Center back on track and now wasting your tax dollars right on schedule.


• How dare you have a fundraiser in support of breasts and not one broad shows their tits. I'll be at my local strip club doing breast exams if you need me.


• The Federal Government wastes more money with a futile search for intelligence in Kansas. If they haven't found it in more than a hundred years, I'd be surprised if they uncovered it anytime soon.


• Overland Park restores Golf Course. OR Target #348722B for those of you preparing for the upcoming race war.

Bypass KC Star registration - email: strip@pitch.com/password: hamloaf!