Manic Monday

Here is a short list of things you can do today that will assure that you'll be horribly disappointed by the end of this Fall:

• Get married
• Get engaged
• Buy a home
• Meet someone through an online dating service
• Meet someone at a club/bar
• Meet someone through a friend
• Buy a new car
• Get in touch with a long lost friend
• Start an exercise program
• Buy Chiefs tickets, on sale today. Nothing short of saying "I do" will disappoint you as much as our favorite local losers.