Danger Everywhere

• More pervs in Shawnee. Who knew the suburbs were so sexy?


• Four kids arrested for stabbing a Chinese food deliveryman to death. Officials were afraid that their appetite to kill would come back after about twenty minutes.


• Blunt's world class hair is his best defense against a silly lawsuit by one of the many groups he has disenfranchised.


• Kansas media empire gives KU an assload of cash in lieu of any decent jobs in journalism.


• BEE Careful BEE-cause little kids are filthy, dirty germ magnets. Free immunization clinics for the kids of Missouri residents this weekend.