Bridgework

Work on the Paseo Bridge is ahead of schedule. So now you’ll have a nice view when you decide to take a leap into the great beyond after a night of binge gambling at the Isle of Capri.

Frankly, this doesn’t make much of a difference to me. There are just way too many Italian people up north for me to venture up that way. It’s like that damn bridge connects all the way to Brooklyn.

Note to self: When they finally open that bridge, be sure to grab a cigar and put “Woke Up this Morning” into the CD player while crossing. Note to self Part II: Don’t let any Italian people catch you doing this or they’ll beat you faster than you can say Bensonhurst.