Ass

I have no problem with booty. Low rise jeans are great and back in '99 I was always first in line to judge a thong contest. I've always thought that a woman's ass is her most endearing feature. And since it's the view I get of most broads, I've come to admire almost all shapes and sizes.

However, I can't imagine anyone, not even gay guys, getting real excited about man ass. I've looked at gay publications, strictly for research purposes (they never tell you how to pluck your nose hair in GQ), and they seem to be all about the abs. Man ass is just nasty and this week it's on the cover of The Pitch along with an interesting story about nude art class models.

Most of the story revolves around the Penn Valley art classes and I remember hearing stories about the antics of the nude models when I used to attend that college. I've always believed that the professors kept a steady stream of burly Burt Reynolds looking guys on display in order to discourage pervs from showing up just to get a glimpse of the hot naked chicks who pose for money. Myself, I prefer the pop music of the eighties, flashing lights, a watered down orange juice spritzer and lots of hair spray when I see naked women. Nude artsy broads are overrated. If you've seen one set of back zits, you've seen them all.