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Two donkeys have recently been allowed to stay with all the other jackasses in Johnson County.

Grace and Faith — a mother-daughter pair of Sicilian burros owned by Frank and Susan Pacinelli of the Stilwell community in Johnson County — are free to roam their two-acre pasture without being banished from the Oakmont Estates subdivision.

Just about everyone in the neighborhood, it seems, loves the animals, who spend their days eating oats and grazing at 16139 Kranker Drive.

Great, two more Italian jackasses who sit around and eat all day while thinking they're better than me. Reminds me of high school.