tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post481737410874276141..comments2024-03-06T04:16:12.541-06:00Comments on Tony's Kansas City: Kansas City Forgets Charlie Parker's B-DayTonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17923450492847284487noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-50399761331031980262019-08-30T18:49:02.988-05:002019-08-30T18:49:02.988-05:00Yes, the real jazz hero’s just passed through Kans...Yes, the real jazz hero’s just passed through Kansas City two get to real jazz cities. Kansas City Jazz is hyped up to be more than what it actually was. The Negro Leagues thing is real. The jazz thing is really a half truth but mostly a lie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-65013602854170868712019-08-30T16:09:51.205-05:002019-08-30T16:09:51.205-05:00Jazz is for queers and steers Jazz is for queers and steers Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-65495004857094996762019-08-30T12:18:20.142-05:002019-08-30T12:18:20.142-05:00^^^^ 100% correct, he fled killa shitty when he wa...^^^^ 100% correct, he fled killa shitty when he was nineteen and was a big time heroin addict and alcoholic, he was not born in KCMO as cleaver tells people, he was born in kck, he wanted to be buried in New York but his mother wanted him here, can’t blame her for that. I think he’s in the paupers grave yard on blue ridge called Lincoln cemetery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-7486509485402412442019-08-30T10:56:15.263-05:002019-08-30T10:56:15.263-05:00Charlie Parker did exist, and had some level of fa...Charlie Parker did exist, and had some level of fame.<br />He also hated Kansas City, and on his deathbed begged his wife <br />"Don't let them bury me in Kansas City!"<br />Guess where his grave is?<br />This tells you everything you need to know about the Kansas City Jazz scene.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-29433467636319673552019-08-30T09:49:39.251-05:002019-08-30T09:49:39.251-05:00^^and yet we are not whatsoever in any way shape o...^^and yet we are not whatsoever in any way shape or form. Weird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-35598366060364778432019-08-30T03:12:56.757-05:002019-08-30T03:12:56.757-05:00Parker didn’t live here or give a flying fuck abou...Parker didn’t live here or give a flying fuck about killa shitty, this whole “Charlie parker” thing was dreamed up by cleaver so he could waste hundreds of millions of dollars on his false dream of making this town something it’s not. Sorry folks, we are and always will be a small flyover town that nobody really gives two shits about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-19823899932701543292019-08-30T01:23:53.099-05:002019-08-30T01:23:53.099-05:00Jazzis for old farrs. Unemployed fatmen who guzzle...Jazzis for old farrs. Unemployed fatmen who guzzle beer and wear wife beater tee shirts. Its a poor version of music, developed during prohibition for speak easysgreghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02895108861283543848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-17044924058309896502019-08-30T00:16:04.477-05:002019-08-30T00:16:04.477-05:00Everywhere you go in this town it seems you're...Everywhere you go in this town it seems you're hearing the black folk hashing out that old Coltrane vs Mingus debate. <br /><br />The jazz talk in this town is just insanely passionate. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-51578906628176946662019-08-29T23:41:41.128-05:002019-08-29T23:41:41.128-05:00Jazz appeals to people with mental illnesses. Its ...Jazz appeals to people with mental illnesses. Its the fav music of people that are schizophrenic. It helps calm manic depressive people till they go manic. It eases the lives of 60 year old fat men who are unemployed and like to smoke pot. Heroin was the main juice of Jazz greats. Its a depressing and odd music that quickly going defunct. 18th and Vine is just a shooting range, there is no interest in jazz there. Jazz is a blight. Only 1% of the population likes it and they are the odd ducks, the left handers, the sexual porn lovers, those with unsatisfied needs of grandure. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-20831761936158667822019-08-29T23:02:52.093-05:002019-08-29T23:02:52.093-05:00And yet jazz makes me horny. Weird. And yet jazz makes me horny. Weird. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-84219351364963037612019-08-29T22:47:06.660-05:002019-08-29T22:47:06.660-05:00^^^^^ B.S. - You're in the trailer and you'...^^^^^ B.S. - You're in the trailer and you're alone. Green lady club has a few people in it but not as many as usual because of the rain. Don't fake it, too easy to find your the facts. Danger Aaron.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-44865925161457094162019-08-29T22:04:06.762-05:002019-08-29T22:04:06.762-05:00Try to get a table right now at the Green Lady Lou...Try to get a table right now at the Green Lady Lounge. Won't happen. It's full of millenials listening to jazz. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-57905853121874222072019-08-29T22:03:24.995-05:002019-08-29T22:03:24.995-05:00Lolz @ two comments aboveLolz @ two comments aboveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-57135043809981335762019-08-29T21:54:10.979-05:002019-08-29T21:54:10.979-05:00^^^^And Fuck You ^^^^And Fuck You Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-62220568772172494992019-08-29T21:20:46.399-05:002019-08-29T21:20:46.399-05:00Jazz is a forgotten form of music. Only remembered...Jazz is a forgotten form of music. Only remembered by old bald men with huge tummys that make them look pregnant, that are drunks, suffer hearing loss and live in their mothers basementgreghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02895108861283543848noreply@blogger.com