tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post3547101103533956196..comments2024-03-06T04:16:12.541-06:00Comments on Tony's Kansas City: The Kansas City Midweek Early Lineup!!!Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17923450492847284487noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-81313622590122689442017-12-20T15:51:51.616-06:002017-12-20T15:51:51.616-06:00^^^ AWESOME!^^^ AWESOME!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-18632643365310392552017-12-20T10:36:48.659-06:002017-12-20T10:36:48.659-06:00TOP PHOTO -- HO HO HO HO HO
Twas' the night b...TOP PHOTO -- HO HO HO HO HO<br /><br />Twas' the night before Christmas<br />And all through the house<br />Came a shaking vibration<br />Like my fat snoring ex-spouse<br /><br />I arose to the window<br />Looked out in the yard<br />Saw 5 elves in a red toy Hummer<br />Come to deliver my card<br /><br />I ran down the stairs<br />Flung open the door<br />Invited them in<br />With the thought I might score<br /><br />I plied them with cookies<br />And warm brandy drinks<br />Got them talking really naughty<br />Confessing their kinks<br /><br />When the night had climaxed<br />And the sun was arising<br />5 satisfied elves were perched on my bed<br />All agape and perplexing<br /><br />While 4 bid adieu after collecting their undies<br />I held back one elf for an encore performance<br />Seems Holly had mastered the tools of her trade<br />A great Hummer, tight toybox, and moves of romance!!!<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com