Kansas City 816 Day ALMOST Explained

From our perspective . . . 

816 Day marks a blessed occasion wherein a middle-class white lady wearing a big, dumb hat offers a slight discount on a 500% markup for her boutique, coffee shop or restaurant that hopes to sustain her lifestyle after a nervous breakdown destroyed her career as an attorney. 

Of course . . . 

Here's a more optimistic view of today's local festivities . . . 

"Here is where you can find a plethora of deals, food and events dedicated toward the city’s area code."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

How you can Celebrate Kansas City's 816 Day: food, fun and deals

Those from Kansas City, Missouri have a chance to show their city pride by celebrating 816 Day on Friday.