ROCK CHALK FOREVER CASH: COACH BILL SELF GRANTED LIFETIME CONTRACT!!!

He's a b-ball icon and just happens to be the highest paid state employee in all of Kansas.

Fun fact, lifetime contracts often prove to be a DISINCENTIVE and performance always suffers after they're awarded.

Still, for now, here's a glimpse at what the fanbois will bother everyone with at lunch . . .

JAYHAWK FOR LIFE: KU basketball coach Bill Self agrees to 'lifetime contract with Jayhawks'

The University of Kansas announced Friday that Hall of Fame basketball coach Bill Self has signed a lifetime contract with the Jayhawks.

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  1. His toupee has it's own Twitter account.

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  2. but the NCAA says it would be *unethical* to provide one of the unpaid laborers ("student-athletes") so much as a free meal!

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  3. The NCAA is about to come down hard on KU basketball. That's why the recruiting talent is way down. The traditional top programs are no longer being allowed to buy players through the shoe companies. Roy Williams saw the writing on the wall. It's great to see Gonzaga rising to the top this year as a result.

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  4. Rock Chalk Suck Cock, Gay U

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  5. Bill Self is blaming his too-tight toupee for restricting the blood flow to his brain for the cheating scandal.

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  6. You Mizzeri queers are all jealous. Too funny!

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  7. If the highest paid public employee is a basketball coach, then even he should have a problem with that ... unless he's a Republican.

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  8. There aren’t any Transgender players on KU’s men’s basketball team. That is NOT diverse enough, especially being in Douglas county. #BoycottKU

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  9. That's pretty good money for a coach who cheated through a shoe company to win his only NCAA title and kept doing it for years after. Have fun with the upcoming NCAA punishment for cheating.

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  10. ^^^ OUCH.

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  11. 11:19 Are you kidding? Unpaid??? Obviously Scholarship / full ride hasn't crossed your mind yet. Nor is it all the hidden perks they receive. Par Example , raping the Rowing team girls. How much of your tuition and housing was paid by KU ? 2 + 2 + your idiot factor.

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  12. Sports 810's Soren Petro thinks cheating is fine because all the top programs were doing it. He seems to be saying screw the other 98% of the NCAA basketball teams. His wife went to KU. He must not want to sleep on the couch.

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  13. The Jayhawks haven't looked too hot since Bill Self got caught cheating.

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  14. He needs a new toupee.

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  15. How are those Rowing team rape victims ? Victimized twice when KU booted their asses for reporting their rapes . KU , a school that loves criminals over victims. Chinese spies for Professors. Guys that cut their weiners off instead of men. Work on Dat issues first. None of which are your concerns. Just the basketball, jones.

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  16. Bad things tend to happen when you are appointed something for life. Remember Anwar Sadat?

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  17. Golden parachutes can be taken away as fast as they are deployed.

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