Wednesday, March 10, 2021

SHOCK!?! OAK PARK MALL DISNEY STORE SHUTS DOWN!!! NO MORE OFFICIAL MICKEY MOUSE MERCH OUTLET IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Corporate biz abandons Kansas City retail and local middle-class parents catch a break as overpriced junk is now just a bit further out of reach. 

Checkit as we check online to see if we can snag one of these really fun gangster Mickey parody shirts . . .

KMBC: The Disney Store at Oak Park Mall to close by March 24

Deets . . .

"After revealing last week that it plans to close at least 60 stores in North America, the Walt Disney Company has released the locations of its Disney stores slated to close by March 24. Included in the list is The Disney Store at Oak Park Mall in Overland Park."

Of course this is bad news for the mall and the inner-suburban economy. 

On the bright side . . . 

PLEASE TELL BUTCH RIGBY THAT IF CURRENT DISNEY JUNK WON'T SELL IN KANSAS CITY, THERE'S NO WAY HIS MUSEUM PLAN WILL EVER WORK!!!

Whilst we admire his dedication, the "first mouse house" becomes increasingly less relevant every day as the culture is shifting and locals clearly don't care that much about the local history of this brand that doesn't need charity or municipal support to secure its international marketing legacy.

Developing . . .

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

see you at the groundbreaking.

Anonymous said...

^^^ off course. Please wait at 31st and Troost at around 3 AM and hold your breath for a museum.

Anonymous said...


Hey Mickey, Get Woke, Go Broke!

chuck said...

Disney is another left coast, holier-than-thou company that hates you, your kids and wants Maleficent/Camela Harris to rule America as would the Aztec Sun God.

When they fired Roseanne Barr for tweeting that "The Planet Of The Apes and The Muslim Brotherhood had a baby and it's Valerie Jarrett I LMAO.

No sense of humor.

What's red and has seven dents it it?
Snow White's cherry.

Fuck Disney and God Bless Gina Carano.

Anonymous said...

^^^

interesting

Anonymous said...

Over priced over woke Karen centered crap.

chuck said...

"Duck Tales" used to be a funny little kids cartoon, now Donald, that charming children’s character, has been kidnapped by a company following a rigorous ideological program of liberal indoctrination, whose latest conquest has been to introduce in the new episodes of DuckTales two gay ducks who have adopted a little duck, whose sexual habits have not been revealed thus far.

Plus, Jesus GOD!!! They fucked up Star Wars. How can ya fuck up Star Wars?

Here is how -

https://www.austindragon.com/top-reasons-why-star-wars-sucked/

It's all woke, all day, everyday, every hour, every minute, every second and yeah your racist if you don't like it.

There is zero fuckin magic in Star Wars now, just pedantic demagoguery, interspersed with special effects and 110lb chicks kicking the fuck out of monsters and evil men who look like they eat nails for breakfast and kick the shit out of Seal Team Six before lunch.

Disney, like Progressives, ruin the fuck out of everything.

chuck said...

And who - WHO thought Hayden Christianson was a great actor? The guy is so fuckin wooden, they might as well have stayed in house and had Pinocchio in the lead role.

Goddamn he was bad.

Jar Jar Binks for the whole movie?

Just fuckin brutal.

The writers must have been cheap. Maybe they picked up some talent from "The View", or "The Bachelor". Absolute dreck.

Anonymous said...

Gina Carano for President !

chuck said...

I got no truck with Daisy Ridley. She KILLED it in "Ophelia" and I like her in other productions, but she is NOT kicking anyone's ass and was poorly cast in Star Wars. She trained with the Light Saver for about 15 seconds and then, is able to leap tall buildings ...etc. It was bad.

She is hot and I would like to see her in a BRAZZERS production of Star Whores, but, not Star Wars.

You don't have to be that great, they could have cast Rhonda Rousey, or, hey, Gina Carino. Oh, that's right, Gina has been canceled.

Anonymous said...

Good. No more overpriced sh*t made by the ChiComs, the biggest cheerleaders of Basement Biden in the world and creators of the deadly COVID.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance..

Anonymous said...

Disney took a dump here, now they want a museum..

Anonymous said...

Wha!!! No fair!! They changed Star Wars!!! They cast people I don’t like!!! Whaaa!!! Why don’t they do what I say!!!!! Whaaa!!!!!! Everything should be catered to my tastes!!! Whaaa!!!!

Anonymous said...

Kansas City's history is awesome for those who like to read. Would be nice to see more plaques about the history.

Anonymous said...

The modern Disney Company promotes pedophilia.

Anonymous said...

Is Butch, a heck of a nice guy, still with Marty?

Tab said...

Disney as a company is a sewer.

Anonymous said...

Waa! When people disagree it triggers me!! Waah! I wish people would just accept what corporations dish out uncritically! Whaaa!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, historical markers are known to cause black crime.

Anonymous said...

5:41 nope, divorced years ago.

Butch has been suckering people for almost 25 years now with that scam Disney museum, he’s lived very comfortably off the donations he’s made pandering to suckers!

Anonymous said...

Walt Disney would be disgusted by the current company.

Anonymous said...

FUCK WALT DISNEY THE CHINESE AND LIBERALS THAT HAVE FUCKED EVERYTHING UP