Kansas City Morning News Kissoff

It's more of a brunch bunch of pop culture, community news and top headlines inspired by longstanding hottie Kimmie and her enduring hotness . . . Take a peek:

Another Kansas City Season Of Stealing Starts

CAUGHT IN THE ACT: Porch pirate in Royals gear steals packages

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- If you thought "porch pirates" were only a problem during the holidays, think again. A thief was caught in the act recently - not once, but twice -- in Kansas City, Missouri. Surveillance cameras captured a suspect wearing his Royals gear and a covering over his face.

Sack Up Kansas City

We're Hiring: ALDI has 30 jobs open in KC area stores

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - From the aisles to the registers to curbside pick-up, working at ALDI can be fast-paced. "You keep very busy. The customers are very appreciative. There is always something to do. There's no downtime and people enjoy that," said Mark Bersted, the Olathe Division Vice President of ALDI.

Power To The People

Kansas passes measure aimed at helping with high utility bills

A measure to help Kansas residents with high utility bills was passed Wednesday by lawmakers.The bill passed the Kansas House Wednesday morning. It passed the Kansas Senate in the afternoon. It's an indicator of how serious Topeka considers this problem. Gov. Laura Kelly signed it Wednesday evening.The measure is designed to help the small, locally-owned utilities.

Literary Reality Check

KUWTK: All Of The Books Published By The Kardashians & Jenners

What you might not know about these media personalities is that they've all been involved in the publication of a book at one point or another. The Kardashians and Jenners are well known for their social media statuses and reality TV show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians .


The Biden Relief Bill: Who Gets What : The Indicator from Planet Money

subscribe to The Indicator from Planet Money podcast subscribe to The Indicator from Planet Money podcast Right now, a bill that would spend roughly 1.9 trillion dollars into the economy is making its way through Congress.

Brits Talk USA Fear

US Capitol police warn of possible militia plot to breach Congress

"We have got to have constant intelligence on domestic terrorists, have to track their possible efforts to again repeat what happened on January sixth and I think that's what you're seeing now, is an abundance of caution to make sure that we are properly prepared to react, if in fact any group attempts any kind of armed attack again on the United States Capitol," he said.

Work Trash TV Rebuked

TV: Cancel Culture Sinks "The Bachelor" to Lowest Ratings of This Season and Second Lowest of All Time After Racism Scandal Explodes

Home Television TV: Cancel Culture Sinks "The Bachelor" to Lowest Ratings of This Season... I didn't see it, don't ask me to figure out what happened. But "The Bachelor" fell to its lowest rating of this season and second lowest of all time on Monday night with "The Women Tell All."


Great apes at San Diego Zoo become first non-humans to receive COVID-19 vaccine

Several orangutans and bonobos at the San Diego Zoo have received an experimental COVID-19 vaccine developed specifically for animals. They mark the first known non-human primates to get the shot. An orangutan named Karen, who made history in 1994 as the first ape in the world to have open-heart surgery, was among those to get the vaccine, according to National Geographic.

Gaga Over Real Estate

Lady Gaga's Former Lower East Side Apartment Is Available to Rent for $2,000 a Month

The singer previously revealed that she'd lived in the apartment for three years before she was launched to stardom following the release of her first album, The Fame Monster Lady Gaga's former Lower East Side apartment is on the market! The unit, located at 176 Stanton Street, is available to rent for $2,000 a month.

Weed Eats Winning

Former Northland man's medical marijuana edibles selling big in Missouri

Zach Romey grew up in the Northland and now his Colorado-based company is a big seller of medical marijuana edibles.

Royal Deal Explained

Why signing Jarrod Dyson makes sense for the Royals

On Tuesday, the Kansas City Royals had their fans feeling nostalgic, once again. After four years apart, the Royals brought back outfielder Jarrod Dyson on a one-year, $1.5 million deal. The 36-year-old spent last season with the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Chicago White Sox - where he slashed .180/.231/.180 with six stolen bases in 32 games.

Sunny Thursday Starts

Your Storm Track 5 Daily Forecast

Picture perfect weather for your Thursday KC! Mostly sunny skies are expected all day with temperatures climbing to 73 for an afternoon high. Chances for rainfall look very slim to none for the next 5-6 days. We are tracking a 20% chance for a quick light rain shower on Friday, but most are expected to stay dry.

Billboard #1 in 2011 Lady Gaga - Born This Way is the song of the #TBT song day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now.


  1. Just legalize recreational weed. We need the tax revenue.

  2. Only in the state of commiefornia would chimps get the vaccine before humans, there is something seriously wrong with those people out there.

  3. Something for discussion. There's a photo of four dead men on the front of the Star's webpage today. Does anyone think the Star would do the same thing if the men were not white?

  4. In modern history, it's unusual for a major city newspaper to put images of deceased people anywhere in their newspaper. Maybe they're trying to be like the National Enquirer. The same hedge fund owns both newspapers. Coincidence?

  5. People who try to attack the capital this week will be met with a hail of bullets from M-4 rifles. Military is sick and tired of Trump's lie that he won the election. Shoot to kill is the order of the day. Domestic terrorism is the worst type of terrorism!

    Q-anon believers do not deserve to live in out great USA anyway

  6. Thank you, Almighty Lord, for giving us Donald J. Trump in a time of great need to deliver a COVID vaccine in record time because of his business management expertise and can-do attitude. Amen.


  7. The Demoncraps are such hypocrites.

    Check out Nancy Pelosi's Tweet from May 16, 2017:

    "Our election was hijacked. There is no question. Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts."

  8. The vote was fixed in the swing states through legal means that never should have been approved and because of illegal means. Nearly 20% of Demoncraps think it was rigged to help Basement Biden win. The Demoncraps want voting to be a complete mess because that's the best chance for them to cheat and win. Look at the Demoncrapic icons -- Cuomo and Newsome -- quickly going down the tubes because of their dumb decision-making and analytical skills. People are fleeing in droves from their states.

  9. ^^and yet every word out of your mouth is a lie. No fraud, and no one but idiotic geriatric believes it was. Weird.

  10. ^^ Weirddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

  11. Weird Whippersnapper Weenie's city jail internet room restrictions have been lifted.

  12. Pelosi Again Trots Out Religion Card for Political Purposes: Let's Just Say Joe Biden is 'Literally' God's Gift to America


    He's a pox on everyone's house you crazy old bat!

  13. White House cuts feed to 'Literally' God's Gift to America


    Now that's leadership!

  14. spammer. Boring. Start your own blog and spam your worthless and fake links there. Bye bye now.

  15. Cuomosexuals begin cancelling Guido cheerleading tweets...


    He's become Patrick Mahomes LMAO!

  16. I called the TIPS hotline and said that porch pirate's street name was Sambo. Thinking now about what in gonna spend the reward money on...

  17. Wow, did not expect a racist situation to occur on the comment section. Did you come up with this yourself or just cut and paste from a white supremacist website?

  18. 11:34 the inmates at Jeff City need an additional pivot man, so best stop being an ass here and go let your ass get bored.

  19. 3:30 ET and still no “militia” attack on the Capitol Building. Hmmm... Maybe it was all bullshit? The Feds are trying to create the impression among the population that Trump supporters are violent and dangerous. How many times can they cry wolf until NOBODY believes their bullshit?

  20. ^^^ only retarded brain dead uneducated left wing nut cases believed that crap, they’ve all been brain washed by the dimwit party and the communist news networks. Seriously though, why do these idiots believe this crap???

  21. ^^and yet it was on all the Q threads on Redditt for a month. So weird.

  22. Alabama Is Done With Masks April 6th…


    More and more will continue to tell people the hell with this mask crap. It's going to make the bedwetting Karencrats come unglued. Biden's plan that he mentioned non-stop never materialized. People are moving on. You got your two weeks plus 50 to flatten the curb. Get over it or hide in your mother's basement for the rest of your life.

  23. So when're ya a hitchin' up your Airstream and a headin' fer Alabama, Baby Burt?

  24. 3:17 what’s a Reddit? And Q was on it? is this some gay website or something! Hahaha!

  25. Can you imagine the size of the turds that come out of Kim's huge ass

  26. Connecticut To Remove Restrictions, Re-Open Indoor Dining At Full Capacity…

    Welcome to the Neanderthal squad Connecticut friends??? Last time that I looked Connecticut is far from a bastion of Conservatism. Like it or not things will open up in spite of you bedwetting liberals. You might as well stock up on depends and STFU. You got the two weeks to "flatten the curve" plus another 50 that you did nothing with but piss and moan. Your little reign of behavior police terror is over. The dominos will start falling quickly now. Get on board or get out of the way.


  27. I didn't really like Trump, but I bit the bullet and voted for him anyway. He's smart and also dangerous which alarms both friends and enemies. However, he loves America, unlike Barack and Mike Obama. Now, for Chrissakes, we have Mr. Fucking Magoo for president. Is this doddering old fool going to be coherent in a crisis? God help us.



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