Kansas City College Scribe Shares Dangerous Introduction To Witchcraft

As my Grandma's neighbor on Highland once screamed at me and my youngster cousins on Halloween . . .

"THAT' SH*T IS THE DEVIL!!!"

Accordingly, here's a local scribe in training who should be smart enough to shun the promotion of naive meddling with forces beyond her control . . . Check-it:

Tarot Cards for Non-Believers

Most of my friends in college consider me to be a little bit of a hippie. I love bell-bottoms and flowy fabric pants, I'm passionate about the environment and I am a proud owner of a tie-dye bucket hat.

Comments

  1. Tarot chicks are wild.

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  2. I am into TAROT am I not SPOOKY and CUTE?

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  3. Tarotis just as valid and had just as credible basis as any other religious belief.

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  4. My Ouija board told you to go suck dicks.

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  5. Has she gone out and gotten fucked really hard yet? No. Nor is she likely to get fucked hard at a place like UMKC where 95% of the males are effeminate homosexuals.

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  6. ^^says the faggot who has blown 95% of the males there.

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  7. Witchcraft is a small door into the most evil part of the universe. And that is where you will end up after you die. Surrounded by evil people and beings you cant stand. All there to be mean and bully you forever. Your boss you couldnt stand, and hated - he will be there, maybe you will be chained to him forever. Witchcraft is a one way ticket to hell.

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  8. ^^^ So is any so-called "religion" that rejects the Pope's supremacy!

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  9. I agree with 10:43.
    That gírl doesn't know what she's messing with,

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  10. Mr. Crowley
    What went on in your head?
    Oh, Mr. Crowley
    Did you talk to the dead?
    Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
    With the thrill of it all
    You fooled all the people with magic
    Yeah, you waited on Satan's call
    Mr. Charming
    Did you think you were pure?
    Mr. Alarming
    In nocturnal rapport
    Uncovering things that were sacred
    Manifest on this Earth
    Oh, conceived in the eye of a secret
    Yeah, and they scattered the afterbirth
    Mr. Crowley
    Won't you ride my white horse?
    Mr. Crowley
    It's symbolic, of course
    Approaching a time that is classic
    I hear that maiden's call
    Approaching a time that is drastic
    Standing with their backs to the wall
    Was it polemically sent?
    I wanna know what you meant
    I wanna know
    I wanna know what you meant, yeah!

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  11. All Hail Lord Ozzy!

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  12. Who's Ozzy?

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  13. guy married to harriet

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  14. POW right in the kisser

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  15. Lauren Textor is a UMKC English major.

    She loves the LGBT agenda, pink pussy hats, Sharice Davids, pro-abortionists, anti-bullying, liberal Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, double-masking, and surrendering all individual sovereignty to the state.

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