Monday, February 22, 2021

Kansas City College Scribe Shares Dangerous Introduction To Witchcraft

As my Grandma's neighbor on Highland once screamed at me and my youngster cousins on Halloween . . .

"THAT' SH*T IS THE DEVIL!!!"

Accordingly, here's a local scribe in training who should be smart enough to shun the promotion of naive meddling with forces beyond her control . . . Check-it:

Tarot Cards for Non-Believers

Most of my friends in college consider me to be a little bit of a hippie. I love bell-bottoms and flowy fabric pants, I'm passionate about the environment and I am a proud owner of a tie-dye bucket hat.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tarot chicks are wild.

Anonymous said...

I am into TAROT am I not SPOOKY and CUTE?

Anonymous said...

Tarotis just as valid and had just as credible basis as any other religious belief.

Anonymous said...

My Ouija board told you to go suck dicks.

Anonymous said...

Has she gone out and gotten fucked really hard yet? No. Nor is she likely to get fucked hard at a place like UMKC where 95% of the males are effeminate homosexuals.

Anonymous said...

^^says the faggot who has blown 95% of the males there.

Anonymous said...

Witchcraft is a small door into the most evil part of the universe. And that is where you will end up after you die. Surrounded by evil people and beings you cant stand. All there to be mean and bully you forever. Your boss you couldnt stand, and hated - he will be there, maybe you will be chained to him forever. Witchcraft is a one way ticket to hell.

Anonymous said...

^^^ So is any so-called "religion" that rejects the Pope's supremacy!

Anonymous said...

I agree with 10:43.
That gírl doesn't know what she's messing with,

Ozzy said...

Mr. Crowley
What went on in your head?
Oh, Mr. Crowley
Did you talk to the dead?
Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
Yeah, you waited on Satan's call
Mr. Charming
Did you think you were pure?
Mr. Alarming
In nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred
Manifest on this Earth
Oh, conceived in the eye of a secret
Yeah, and they scattered the afterbirth
Mr. Crowley
Won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley
It's symbolic, of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maiden's call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall
Was it polemically sent?
I wanna know what you meant
I wanna know
I wanna know what you meant, yeah!

Anonymous said...

All Hail Lord Ozzy!

Anonymous said...

Who's Ozzy?

Anonymous said...

guy married to harriet

Anonymous said...

POW right in the kisser

Anonymous said...

Lauren Textor is a UMKC English major.

She loves the LGBT agenda, pink pussy hats, Sharice Davids, pro-abortionists, anti-bullying, liberal Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, double-masking, and surrendering all individual sovereignty to the state.