First of all, there's no such thing as a car crash curse. Driving is inherently dangerous and police are currently investigating what might be the aftermath of bad decisions by a local footballer.
As for the super spreader threat of the game . . . That fear is very real but far too politically charged to convince anybody either way.
More to the point . . .
THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS DYNASTY WILL RISE OR FALL AMID SADDEST SUPER BOWL IN AMERICAN HISTORY!!!
Seriously, there's nobody who could reasonably argue that these are good times.
Accordingly, knowing that most people will be watching the game. We share this post in order to simply mark a place in time and share a few relevant links for people who watch TV with device in hand for maximum distraction from reality.
Football Fan Donations Spike North Of $135KChiefs' Britt Reid crash left 5-year-old girl in 'critical condition,' family says
A 5-year-old child seriously hurt in a crash involving Kansas City Chiefs coach Britt Reid was in "critical condition and hasn't woken since the crash," according to family. A relative of the young girl, identified in a GoFundMe as Ariel, gave the update days after Reid was involved in a multicar crash.
Super Spread Worsens
Maskless crowds at Super Bowl parties in Florida raise fears of a superspreader event
Health and law enforcement officials in Tampa, Florida have expressed shock and disappointment after thousands of Americans gathered in clubs and bars, many declining to wear face masks, amid the host city's Super Bowl celebrations during the weekend.
Chiefs Name Cursed
The Kansas City Chiefs are returning to the Super Bowl -- and so is the controversy over the team's name
As the Chiefs take the field in Tampa, Florida, while the world looks on, here's where the conversation stands -- and why activists say change is long overdue.
Turf Toe Trouble Ahead
Report: Patrick Mahomes will 'likely' have toe surgery in offseason
Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes will play in Super Bowl LV with his lingering turf toe injury, which he suffered in the Divisional round game against the Cleveland Browns. Mahomes will play through the injury Sunday before "likely" having surgery to repair the issue, according to a report from NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
Commander-In-Chief Shares Hope For Next Super Bowl
'God willing' there will be a packed Super Bowl next year, Biden says
President Biden said that "God willing" there will be a full stadium for the next Super Bowl - and that federal guidelines for reopening schools amid the COVID-19 pandemic could be unveiled Wednesday. During an interview excerpt that aired Sunday during CBS's pre-game show for Super Bowl LV, Biden said it was his "hope and expectation" that fans would fill the stands next year.
Prez Favors Mahomes
President Biden Tabs Mahomes Over Brady Before Super Bowl
President Joe Biden has been involved in politics for nearly five decades, but his ambitions as a kid didn't exactly focus on the Oval Office. "I had wild dreams," Biden told CBS's Norah O'Donnell in an interview that aired before Super Bowl LV on Sunday. "It wasn't to be president.
Comeback Celebrated
Chiefs wide receiver Sammy Watkins is active for Super Bowl LV
by: Juan Cisneros Posted: / Updated: TAMPA, Fla. - Chiefs wide receiver Sammy Watkins is listed as active for Super Bowl LV. Watkins has not played since week 16 against the Atlanta Falcons. Earlier this week, he was optimistic about his return to the field.
Talent Set To Leave
Sources: Bieniemy's KC deal to expire after SB
9:10 AM ET Adam SchefterESPN Senior Writer Close ESPN NFL Insider Joined ESPN in 2009 Former president of the Pro Football Writers of America and the author of four books Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy, who once again was bypassed for a head-coaching job during this hiring cycle, will become a free agent after Super Bowl LV on Sunday, sources told ESPN.
POUR IT ON!!!
Kansas City artist creates Mahomes masterpiece out of ketchup
KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- It is no secret that Patrick Mahomes has a strong love for ketchup, but have you ever seen ketchup show it's love for Mahomes? A local artist took an interesting spin to capture the hometown icon.
Better than all this . . .
GO CHIEFS!!!
And this is the OPEN THREAD for right now.
GO CHIEFS!!
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Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump.
Your boy lost. Sad.
Nice word jumble post title. I appreciate your snark blog douche.
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The Biden Vaccine? Does it stave off dementia?
ReplyDelete^^^ Nope. It just defeats big, fat mumbling fascists.
DeleteGood. I've had enough of Jerry Nadler and Michael Moore.
DeleteYAY CHILD MAIMERS!
ReplyDeleteSTFU CHUD! She's still alive. Blow me while I shit!
ReplyDelete^^^
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of talk about sex with men in the comments. Just sayin.
FUCK YOU!
ReplyDeleteOne kid in a hospital is a small price to pay for back to back Super Bowls assholes!
ReplyDeleteYou're a special kind of stupid 6:00.
ReplyDeleteThe kid will live. Your braindead ass won't you stupid mother fucking CHUD!
ReplyDeleteAny time you think you are man enough bring it on you pudfucking chimp.
ReplyDeleteFuck you MAGAT!
ReplyDeleteFuck the Chiefs and Fire the Reids.
ReplyDeleteTHE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND IN TAMPA
ReplyDeleteThe NFL is a private billionaire's club that extorts billions of federal tax dollars/subsidies/favorable tax status while serving as a systemic distraction for the somnambulant sheeple.
In every high school and college across America, what percentage of the student body were members of the football team? Unless you went to a very small school, it would easily be in the single digits. And not a single woman is likely to have suited-up. So how has the NFL been elevated to it's lofty perch?
The NFL, working with it's media partners, corporate advertisers/sponsors, and with Uncle Sam's blessing, accomplishes the following objectives:
1) It glorifies male dominance, physical violence, substance abuse (both by players and fans), violence against women, and the notion of winning at any cost.
2) Crass commercialization of everything.
3) It provides the illusion that minorities are valued and respected.
4) It keeps the country divided by city/region and provides a huge distractive outlet for able-bodied men, so they don't pay attention to who's taking away their rights and stealing their money.
5) Games are routinely scheduled for Sundays to work in opposition to the practice of observing the Sabbath.
6) With the media idolization of star players as famous, wealthy, and worthy of attention, millions of American boys will tell you they want to grow up to be pro-athletes, instead of honorable professions.
7) Black male athletes are encouraged to pair with white women. This is part of a long-term program to isolate black females, and further decimate what remains of the black family unit.
8) The Super Bowl provides a half-time opportunity to promote the Hollywood entertainment values of pornography, substance abuse, devil-worship, and idolatry. Can you say: Abel Tesfaye, Lopez/Shakira, Travis Scott, Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Madonna, etc.?
9) The NFL fixes the outcomes of many games in-advance. They're a subtler form of WWE professional wrestling type entertainment.
KC CHIEFS
Out-of-town owner
A coach abusing alcohol/drugs who just killed/injured 2 children
A long history of players abusing women
A long history of players abusing illegal substances
A taxpayer built and supported stadium
A former player who owned the Ultra Lounge, site of multiple shootings
Held games throughout the pandemic which served as super-spreader events
The Reids got us to the Super Bowl. That's more than you've ever done in your drunken life from your trailer in Frogville you fucking retarded asshole! Now go back to fucking your sister or I'll do it at halftime.
ReplyDeleteThe Mahomie portrait should have been done in blood not ketchup.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like these penalties on the Chiefs are some kind of karmic retribution?
ReplyDeleteFor what I can't imagine.
They are blowing it like Chimpy in the bathroom at Missie B's LOL!
ReplyDelete^^^^Lulz!
ReplyDeleteThank you CHUDS staying home and staying lonely.
ReplyDeleteGO CHIEFS LMAO!
ReplyDeleteAndy will tell the team at halftime to win it for that little girl his son almost killed.
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a sore loser 7:09. Don't cry, the beating isn't over yet. Penalty for your thoughts?
ReplyDelete^^OUCH!
ReplyDeleteThe Chiefs will lose. They deserve to. Karmar will not be mocked. I knew it when I saw all the disgusting comments from the fans. They are trash and deserve this defeat.
ReplyDeleteTalk about an insufferable halftime show...
ReplyDeleteSo...Brady's wife really IS a witch.
ReplyDeleteHow do you keep the Chiefs out of the end zone?
ReplyDeletePaint a Tampa Bay logo in it.
So all the talk and commercials virtue signaling black this and black that and an old ass white man is stomping the shit out of mahomie....
ReplyDeleteSorry crud boi, Tampa really is the better team.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how drunk mayor lickass with no balls is right about now?
Super bowl super spreader. Super stupid commercials. Super stupid half time. Pleas bring back the marching high school bands, their schools could use the money.
ReplyDeleteKarmar will not be mocked!
ReplyDeleteStupidest thing I have heard on TKC. And that is saying something.
Thank u boomers.
Everything sucks! I'm so sad, that's why I'm on a blog instead of enjoying myself.
ReplyDeleteI’m surprised chud/chimpy isn’t on here crying with excuses for why the chiefs suck and will lose. It must really hurt him knowing whitey is best!
ReplyDeleteBucs have nearly an all black team. Damn your stupid.
Delete7:47...sure. Just sit back and watch the Chiefs lose.
ReplyDelete7:53 but Brady is an old white man, stomping the shut out of the young black buck Mahomes!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU CHUD! Mahomes will pull it out!
ReplyDeleteHow do you keep the Chiefs out of the end zone?
ReplyDeleteLet them into the Super Bowl.
This is the beginning of the Mayor Lucas curse. The chief’s will not win another playoff game until Lucas is gone.
ReplyDelete8:02 no he won't you dribbling moron. You and all then vile fans have made sure of that. KARMA IS NOT MOCKED.
ReplyDeleteBest chiefs game all year!
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DeleteLulz
You have my vote NIGA
DeleteWhy aren't we winning? We spent more on a quarterback than anybody in history?
ReplyDeleteThe Reid's have disgraced the team. And I can juist picture Mayor Lucas waddling up his victory speech and getting drunk.
ReplyDeleteThe little girls family is getting a laugh out of this, at least.
ReplyDeleteMayor Lucas was right! He said there wouldn't be a parade.
ReplyDeleteFtW
Delete"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump.
ReplyDeleteYour boy lost. Sad."
Except they won't. We aren't. Biden can't even find the vaccine and your boy is getting his ass kicked by an old white dude LOL!
LMAO 8:24
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Tom for the win.
ReplyDeleteBrady rules! Metrosexual Chiefs fans drool!
ReplyDeleteFuck you in the ass CHUD! FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THE ASS! Blow me while I shit1
ReplyDeleteDamn dude, calm down. It's just a game. Did you bet your lunch money on it or something?
ReplyDeleteGo to hell and stay there MAGAT!
ReplyDeleteGO CHIEFS LOL! Seriously guys, you need to go! The game is almost over!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean there won’t be a metrosexual parade?
ReplyDeleteFor $4.6M Mahomie should play much better than this LMAO!
ReplyDeleteChiefs CHOKE on Brady's GOAT!!!!!! LOSE BIG TIME!
ReplyDelete"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump."
ReplyDeleteLOL!
(Associated Press) TAMPA -- Tom Brady is closing in on a record seventh Super Bowl title as the struggles continue for Patrick Mahomes.
ReplyDeleteMahomes threw incomplete after long scrambles on third and fourth down deep in Tampa Bay territory. The stalled drive left the Chiefs trailing 31-9 early in the fourth quarter.
Brady has thrown for three touchdowns, including a pair to old longtime New England teammate Rob Gronkowski in their first season together with the Buccaneers. Mahomes is 15 of 32 for 131 yards with an interception.
Karma is a cold hard bitch ain't she?
ReplyDeleteDon't look at is as Mahomes getting his ass kicked by an old white guy. Think of all the money that is going to be saved by not having a parade Lucas wouldn't let you have anyway LOL!
ReplyDeleteBlame BLM.
ReplyDeleteCHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!
ReplyDeleteCHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!
CHIEFS ARE CHOKERS!
The Chiefs didn't just lose, they got slaughtered... now Kansas City's got nutthin. Losers. With a gay mayor...and hes THERE partying. The whole thing makes me sick.
ReplyDelete8:58...I been telling them that, but they wouldn't listen.
ReplyDeleteNext year will be even worse. They already spend the bulk of their money on Mahomie.
ReplyDelete"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump."
ROFLMAO!
One way to save face...Reid and Mayor Lucas need to offer their resignations as soon as they get back.
ReplyDeleteThe real mahomie showed up tonight, the boy just flat out sucks
ReplyDeleteMahomes is the GOAT. Surely he can pull this off!
ReplyDeleteThe curse is in. May God have mercy on chief’s fans.
ReplyDeleteCHAMPA BAY BABY! YEEEESSSSSS!!!
ReplyDeleteThe champs can be in bed by midnight, the losers have a long lonely flight home. Hahahahaha!
Well at least we still live in an amazingly beautiful and vibrant city!
ReplyDeleteSucks to be a Chiefs fan!
ReplyDeleteYou libtards can fix elections but you can't fix Super Bowls!
ReplyDeleteWell the Chiefs did not live up to the KC media hype. The real loser is the Mayor that went to Tampa Bay to party and left the city with his convention center homeless mess. NO LEADERSHIP.
ReplyDelete(Associated Press) -- Tom Brady threw two of his three touchdown passes to Rob Gronkowski and the Tampa Bay defense frustrated Patrick Mahomes to lead the Buccaneers to an 31-9 victory over the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday night for Brady’s record seventh Super Bowl title.
ReplyDeleteBrady connected twice in the first half with Gronkowski to give the pair an NFL record 14 playoff TD passes and then added another to Antonio Brown to stake the Bucs to a big halftime lead that the defense had no problem holding.
Mahomes was unable to get the Chiefs into the end zone for the first time in his career. He went 26 for 49 for 270 yards and two interceptions.
Brady won it all in his first season in Tampa Bay after winning six Super Bowls with New England. The Bucs got their second championship following the one in the 2002 season.
The Reid's and Mayor Lucas have disgraced this team and city.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the parties? Let’s celebrate!,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteMahomie proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no way in hell that he is the GOAT. All hype.
ReplyDeleteThe Mayor’s curse is now activated.
ReplyDelete"Chiefs will win. Chuds will cry and there will be parties when we celebrate the Biden vaccine and the demise of Trump."
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!
Watching the Chiefs get stomped tonight is so freakin funny. Good luck loser Chiefs fans driving home in the snow and 5 degrees!!! lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteDominion Refs
ReplyDeleteAnybody want to buy a KC Chiefs Super Bowl Champions shirt? Cheap?
ReplyDeleteWe just need to find 23 points!
ReplyDeleteMahomes is a great quarterback but with his style of play his talent is limited and I'll be surprised if he lasts ten years in the NFL without having to retire early. He is going to get hurt. No way he is GOAT.
ReplyDeleteI do not accept Tampa's points, recount.
ReplyDeleteHa! Bucs personnel doing NO MASK hugs on the sidelines after the SB-LV win!!! NO MINION MASK/SLAVE RAG/FACE DIAPER for GOAT Brady & the boys!!! CCP VIRUS lying to us!!!
ReplyDeleteKC couldn't even get a single touchdown LMAO! Chiefs baby! ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteIt just shows how little the Chiefs have spent on their offensive line and used that money for other positions. And three linemen from last year's Super Bowl were not playing. Brady never had to run for his life like Mahomes did on every play. Tampa won the game in both sides of the trench.
ReplyDeleteThe Reid's and Mayor Lucas have disgraced and cursed this city.
ReplyDeleteAll Chiefs fans need to stay in Tampa and March to protest this obvious steal.
ReplyDeleteSomeone please tell Mahomes you are supposed to drive the ball forward not backward.
ReplyDeleteI'm a loser baby! So why don't you shoot me?
ReplyDeleteThe only good thing about Tampa Bay winning is that Brady is a huge Trump fan.
ReplyDeleteMahomes will not win another Superbowl. Mark my words.
ReplyDeleteThat and the Chiefs suck 9:42
ReplyDeleteWould someone please tell the Mayor and Andy's Reid's family to stay in Tampa.
ReplyDeleteThe real Mahomie showed up tonight and all he can do is run backwards then get sacked. lol.
ReplyDeleteI love being a total bitch!
ReplyDeleteWas Bad Luck Chuck and his whole family at this game?
ReplyDeleteSince chyna joe hates Brady because he’s a Trump supporter, that’s the only reason he picked mahomie is because he’s virtual signaling blacks, I wonder if the illegitimate president will invite Tampa to the White House?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of blacks, are the only blacks working for China joe and both his hoes cooks, janitors and diaper changers?
9:49 rent free baby! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYep, 9:36, sure. Those crook refs sent the Chiefs out of the stadium while the scoreboard suddenly shutdown, then the Bucs points jumped way up. Soon after,some hoes pulled some magic footballs in suitcases out from under a table for Brady. Of course, there were some postal workers tossing Chiefs points into trash dumpsters. The worst part was how truckloads of Chinese paid for Tampa Bay points were snuck in through some drop boxes in the hoods. Bwahahaha
ReplyDelete9:51 here...this is to the first 9:36...especially if it's a Joey Bi-dumb cuck.
Delete43 old stomped a mud hole in Mahomes and companys ass!
ReplyDelete9:51 Didn't they check Brady's balls before the game?
ReplyDelete9:49 is crying like the bitch that we all knew he was.
ReplyDeleteI am sure the fluffer did.
ReplyDeleteShoulda picked white guy brains over over-confident half whites and enabling coaches. That said, shoulda known there was a home field advantage and the 0 line probs were a prob. Honey Badge killed us with his honey badge antics. Brady does not put up with that BS, as Manning never did either. Anybody sense a theme that an insurance actuary would articulate ?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Mahomie sound like Eddie Murphy's impression of a white guy talking? You can't unhear that now LOL!
ReplyDeletePatty Cakes is too good to place his hand over his heart during the national anthem.
ReplyDeletePatty Cakes says all cops bad.
Patty Cakes kneels during national anthem.
Patty Cakes a drunk at Chiefs Super Bowl Parade.
Patty Cakes won't marry woman of his child.
Patty Cakes lose big to Tom Brady sealing Brady's legacy forever.
Patty Cakes still gets paid $480 million.
Poor Patty Cakes. Maybe next year.
Karma was already after Andy Reid but then China Joe Biden sealed the loss by predicting the Chiefs win.
ReplyDeleteXi Biden is murdering thousands of Americans each day with his vaccine distribution disaster but goes on national t.v. during Super Bowl asking forgiveness for the murders he has committed.
I don't understand him advocating BLM. If that was the case, he would not have a white girl friend and a child who will be even more white. Black lives matter as long as it doesn't affect him beyond a phoney attempt at advocacy. You seem like a nice kid. Stop letting NFL and sponsors prostitute you out.
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